Chapter 2: The Man Hunt

So, we've got Bachelor #5 on his way.

"Hopefully he'll be better than the last four."

"Oh. My. God. What's on his overalls? Is that bug guts?!?"

Just gaze into his blue eyes and tell me what you think...

"He's CUTE!"

I thought you'd like him. He's a good guy, too. We'll work on that later.

But for now, to work!

"Hssst!"

What? Aren't you supposed to be working?

"Yeah, but something happened. What do I do?"

Well - you know how I said I can't always control everything?

"Yeah..."

This is one of those things.

"Well, just guess, for crying out loud!"

Well - do the grammar check.

"You know those things are unreliable, right?"

"Whew... it worked out."

Well, of course it did. I knew it would.

"Sure you did..."

As a treat, maybe you'd like to invite Robi over tonight?

"Let me think about it.
Ummm, YEAH!"

See how well this is working? He's thinking about kissing you.

"Really?"

Really. How about making his dream come true?

"Mmmmm....."

You like him?

"Oh, yes!"

"Okay - what the hell is that thing?"

It's a noodle-soother, also known as a noodle-hootchie. Put it on.

"I am so not putting that thing on my head."

We spent reward points on it - put it on!

"You wasted our green stamps on this?!? Gah!"

See, what did I tell you?

"Okay, okay." *grumble* *grouse*

"So, when am I getting a house? I need a house!"

Soon. You don't need one yet.

"Do I need a house YET? Gypsy and I are freezing our asses off. It's frickin' cold to be living outside."

Soon....

"How 'bout now, before I turn blue and the cat gets lost?"

You know, you could put some clothes on and that might help.

"Whatever. Bite me!"

Oooh, who's that?

"Robi!"

So easily distracted...

Why don'cha go ahead and pop the question?

"Truly? What if he says no?"

We'll cross that bridge when we get to it...

See - no worries!

Y'all didn't waste any time. :snicker:

That's one way to warm up.

And look, a house!

"Kind of small."

Yeah, but it's cute. And kwitcherbitchin' - you got a roof over your head now.

"True."

And here's Robi, post make-over.

So, what do you think?

"I'll get back to you on that...."

These two are constantly kissing and flirting.

AND! Because you've been doing so well, how about a honeymoon?

"Really?"

Really.

"Where are we going?"

How 'bout a tropical island? I figure you're tired of snow.

"Got that right!"

"This is soooo cool! Thanks!"

You're welcome.

Heee. Ya'll look a little lost.

"Hey! The hula is harder than it looks..."

Robi knows how to relax. I want a hot stone massage!

And that's the end of three days in the sun...

See what I mean about the funky tan lines?!?

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And the Silvers are back home. Tune in next time to see what they're up to!